McCain & Co
Lettuce-Picking
Application for Employment
Job:
Lettucepicker
Lettucepicker
Lettucepicker designer
Pay:
$50.00
$5.00
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Are you qualified for this position?
Yes! I am an American!
Yes! I am an illegal alien!
Yes! I'm a qualified American engineer who will design a machine to automate lettuce-picking. I'll work for much less than $50/hr because I'm desperate and jobless thanks to the h-1b cheap labor immigration policy you support.
Location. Is it ok that this job is in Arizona?
Yes! I live in Arizona!
Yes! For $50 an hour, I'll move to Arizona and pick the lettuce!
No! I'd prefer to telecommute!
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Senator McCain should hire me to pick his lettuce because
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